Yes, the above illustration represents me aptly. Every time when someone asks me to hold me a baby, I panic just the same, thinking I might hurt the li'l life. Ok, yes, I stop being nice here. There are many other reasons like;
1. Tears accompanied by loud noise: Yes I mean the CRYING babies:
I mean seriously, these babies can cry for hours altogether and turn down all sorts of pampering and love showered upon them. Its like they say 'I am bored, so I'll cry'.
2. That creepy stare
I was once travelling in a metro and this child sitting exactly opposite to me, wouldn't stop staring me with those big round eyes. Scary much.!! His stare was like, "I don't know who you are and where you live but will find you and kill you." I tried to smile to ease the tension but the baby just wouldn't stop and I de-boarded my metro. (oh because I reached my station, C'mon) :D
3.We can do whatever we want with you:
One place where I feel incapacitated. You would relate if you have ever been with a baby messing up with your perfectly tied hair and just because everyone is smiling and laughing at the not-so-true fact that how cutely naughty the child is, you become one helpless person. All that you can do is to smile.
4. Last but not least... We can poop wherever we want, on whosoever we want:
Needless to say.. This annoys me the most....
* The end*
P.s I don't hate babies but I just don't like them that much.. :|
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